Bringing Misery to Every World, Starting with Seto Kaiba

Seto Kaiba: "Wait, putting Dragon Buster Destruction Sword in your deck is one thing, but why bring Exodia? Fine, bring Exodia, but why are you running The Wicked Eraser, too? And what's with milling your deck using Lightsworns? So you're even less likely to brick than I am? Bro, don't rip up my Blue-Eyes White Dragon!"

Yami Yugi: "Everyone says I cheat, use fake cards, and print cards on the spot. But you're the real cheater. Give me back my friends' souls!"

Muzan Kibutsuji: "Is this the Blue Spider Lily? Yes, no doubt about it. Give it to me! If you won't, then... don't, don't, don't burn it! I%#_...#'xxxxxx!'"

Shanks: "Do me a favor and let's end the Marineford War here. Hey, what are you doing? Why have you started an all-out war?! Damn it."

Uchiha Madara: "Ripping out my tubes and taking my eyes is bad enough. But after I die, you turn me into a specimen and hang me on the Hokage monument in Konoha? I'm old, so I let you bully me. But why am I still hanging up there after becoming the Sage of Six Paths?!"

Sosuke Aizen: "So you turned my Kyoka Suigetsu against me, huh? Wait, what did you do to my Hogyoku?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.