Putting on a Show: From the Start, I Turned Da Gu into Soup

Dear friends, take a look at the braised Ultra Rabbit head in my hand. This Ultra Rabbit was raised free-range in the Land of Light.

Hey! Never mind that. I just killed a wild Ultraman Tiga. I hear a big bone makes a nourishing broth. First, simmer it over low heat, then boil it over high heat.

Start by boiling water, then pluck the fur, add some green onions, and a little soybean oil. Sizzle!

Chop the meat, toss it in the pot, then add some thirteen-spice seasoning! Mmm!

My dear readers, what else would you like to add?

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