I, the Prophet Streamer: Eagle Sauce, Please Let Me Off

Leng Qiao is dumped into another world.

Having learned a few simple magic tricks in his previous life, he starts a livestream called "Leng Magic."

Followers break 10,000.

He activates the Six-Minute Precognition System: A lottery? Australian and Portuguese? I don't mind you giving me money, but at least make it feel like a proper ceremony.

Followers break 100,000.

Security Bureau: The President is entering Nine Cage City to campaign. Connect us to security expert Leng Qiao immediately.

Lee Conglomerate: Sorry about that! Mr. Leng, your Number One Security Line is for my exclusive use. How about opening a separate line for the President?

Followers break 1 million.

Metropolitan Police Department: All gangs, take note. From now on, every murder case will be solved within 24 hours. Govern yourselves accordingly.

Wo Shing Wo: Elder Leng, if you don't use your powers, how the hell are you going to solve anything? We'll do you a favor and let you take credit for it, you badass.

Followers break 10 million.

Second Brother: Big Brother, the Yanks are taunting you, President Bai. Got the guts to take them on?

Big Brother: Bald Eagle, my personal consultant Leng Qiao wants to talk to you. Get online if you've got the guts!

Uncle Sam: How uncouth! The Russians are all the same! The eagle follows the dragon, and the world follows. Wouldn't you agree, Dr. Leng?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.