I'm No God, I Just Know the Future Six Minutes Ahead of You

Leng Qiao is tossed into another world.

In his previous life, he learned a few simple magic tricks. Now he starts streaming cold magic tricks.

When his followers pass ten thousand:

He activates the Six-Minute Precognition System. "A lottery? Macau? Sure, you can send me money. I just want the whole thing to feel ceremonial."

When his followers pass a hundred thousand:

The Security Bureau: "The president is visiting Kowloon City to campaign. Connect us with security expert Leng Qiao."

The Lee Conglomerate: "Sorry, Mr. Leng! Your first security line is reserved for my exclusive use. How about opening a separate line for the president?"

When his followers pass a million:

The Police Department: "All gangs are hereby notified: from this moment on, every murder case will be solved within 24 hours. Take care of yourselves."

Wo Hop To: "Elder Leng, without you lifting a finger, how the hell are they going to solve anything? We'll do you a favor and let you take the credit for it."

When his followers pass ten million:

Little Mao: "Big Mao, Eagle Sauce is giving you lip about worshipping the president. Got the guts to take him on?"

Big Mao: "Bald Eagle, my private adviser Leng Qiao is looking for you. If you've got guts, get online!"

Eagle Sauce: "How uncivilized! The Russkies are all the same! The eagle follows the dragon, and the world is one. Isn't that right, Dr. Leng?"

When his followers pass a billion:

UN Resolution: "Authorize security systems in all countries to Crisis Response Commissioner Leng Qiao to deal with spatial anomaly crises."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.