My Life of Unrestrained Shenanigans After Getting a System

My wild life after obtaining the System!

Little sister won't listen? A couple of slaps until she does.

Bullying? Make the bully experience ten times the feeling of being bullied!

Help someone up, only to get shaken down? Shake them down until they pay enough to go bankrupt, then send them to prison!

Someone tries to stage a traffic accident? Make it come true.

The nation is humiliated, but all it can do to avoid an all-out war is issue a condemnation? Sanction the visitors. If Yingguo dares to demand justice, bring down divine punishment and judge every guilty person in Yingguo, making them bring shame upon themselves!

A group picking on someone weaker? I'll show you what it means to have numbers on your side!

Fights, merchants, officials protecting one another at every level? Uproot them all!

Parents want their son to make something of himself? A wealthy merchant isn't enough? A village chief isn't enough? The commander of a special forces unit isn't enough? Then I'll rise until I reach the status they want for me!

Nuclear bombs and bioweapons plunge the world into the apocalypse, leaving nations too scared to act? I'll slap them all to death. Anyone who resists? Then enjoy a roaming natural disaster!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.