The Weasel Asked Me to Grant It a Title from the Start

After nine lifetimes of being a jinx, Xu Fan transmigrates into a strange world. The moment he arrives, a weasel spirit tries to make him confer a title upon it.

The weasel says, "Hey, fellow villager! Do I look like a person, or a god?"

Before Xu Fan can answer, two prompts appear before him.

Option one: Say it looks like a person. Its cultivation will be ruined, and vengeful spirits will haunt you to death. Outcome: immediate death.

Option two: Say it looks like a god. It will make you its patron, and you'll have to worship it as your ancestor for generations. Outcome: a humiliating death.

Option three: Wait three minutes. A dump truck will drive by and run it over, earning you 10 misfortune points!

From that moment on, Xu Fan's worldview changed. Instead of improving yourself, why not sabotage your enemies?

From then on, while everyone else was busy slaying demons, suppressing monsters, performing divinations, and practicing Plum Blossom Numerology, Xu Fan awakened the Eye of the Jinx. He could see other people's misfortune levels, collect misfortune points, and continually strengthen his jinx constitution. He swore to turn himself into a human weapon who brought disaster wherever he went, and could make a meteor fall just by coughing!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.