Journey to the West: From Bandit Chief to Supreme Daoist

What is Journey to the West? A bully calling in bandits!

The Buddha is the bully, and I, Liu Huaqiang, am the bandit!

I, Liu Huaqiang, came to Journey to the West for one thing: fairness, fairness, and more ** fairness!

Guanyin, explain to me what the ** True Scripture is supposed to be!

Queen of the Women's Kingdom, I, Liu Huaqiang, am a man of honor. If I ever have improper designs on you, you can kill me any time! Of course, if Your Majesty has a request, Liu Huaqiang can also play the role of a fertility goddess.

Jade Emperor, why are you staring at me like that? You want to fight me?!

The great wind rises, the clouds fly! Where can I find brave men to guard the four corners of the land? Behind Liu Huaqiang appeared one majestic figure after another: Tang Sanzang, the Great Saintly Body who had completed his cultivation and rode in a coffin pulled by nine dragons; the Tang King Li Shimin, who declared, "At the peak of immortality, I rule the world. With me, Li Er, there is Heaven"; the Green Lotus Sword Immortal Li Taibai, who could cleave the sun, moon, and stars with a single strike; Du Fu, who vowed, "When yin and yang are overturned, I will stain the azure sky with my demonic blood"; Yuan Tiangang, who proclaimed, "At the end of the immortal path, who stands at the peak? When you see me, all becomes nothing"; and Yuchi Jingde, who fought three thousand emperors alone with one hand and swept across thirteen continents with both palms...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.