Taking Stock of the Top Ten People Through the Ages, Ying Jiang Was so Scared That He Peed on the Spot

Traveling through the parallel world, we start to take stock of China's top ten figures through the ages. Once released, it shocked the past and the present! Qin Shihuang: "I rule the world, and I am the one who ranks first throughout the ages!" Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "My merits are eternal. How can I be unnamed among the eternal figures?" Li Shimin: "The Tang Dynasty was prosperous, and all nations came to congratulate it! Who in the world should take the top spot?" Zhu Yuanzhang: "No marriage, no compensation, no cession of territory, no tribute! We should have a place on this list, right?" Just as everyone was looking forward to it, the top spot finally appeared! The number one great person of all time is actually a flower grower! Xiaozi was dumbfounded: "Is China our ancestor?" The stick became a clown, the thief's deeds were exposed, and he was ridiculed by the whole world! And when the rewards for being on the list were distributed, more than fifty aircraft carriers and more than a dozen spaceships descended on Yingjiang. Yingjiang was so frightened that he peed on the spot: "It turns out that we are defending, and Huaxia is No. 1!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.