I Asked You to Prank Your Girlfriend, but You Killed Me with a Sweet Knife?

Lin Xiao activated the resentment value system. In order to participate in the prankster girlfriend program, I picked up a school beauty as my girlfriend on the playground, who was not available to thousands of students. Lin Xiao fed Jiang Qinqin potato chips. Jiang Qinqin: Lin Xiao, you are so kind. Remember that I love cucumber flavor! Lin Xiao fed Jiang Qinqin the food that fell on the table. Jiang Qinqin: Lin Xiao, you are suffering too much, I want to support you! Lin Xiao deliberately uploaded videos of beautiful women. Jiang Qinqin: As long as you like it, I can too! Lin Xiao: ... Didn't he pick up his girlfriend? He picked up a lottery ticket, right? The audience in the live broadcast room all watched with tears in their eyes. Audience A: Good guy, I asked you to prank your girlfriend, but you kill me with a sweet knife? ! Audience B: If there was such a girl, I would slap myself if I got angry! Audience C: My head feels so itchy, my love brain is about to grow! Audience d: I don't envy mandarin ducks or immortals, I envy Lin Xiao every day! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.