Pokémon Explained: I Just Want to Be a Traveler

Bear Grylls in the wilderness: "Look what I've found, a wild Caterpie."

Hua Nong: "Hi, everyone. It's been hot lately, and the Farfetch'd at home suddenly got heatstroke and stopped moving. Let's take it somewhere cool... Look how plump this Farfetch'd is!"

S7.5 launch! The fastest three-star five-cost Charizard on the whole internet!

What should you do if you run into a wild Ursaring in the wilderness? I'll tell you!

"A terrifying dragon has appeared in [redacted]? Don't worry, it's just a wild Charizard."

"A mutated creature, a Garlic Turtle, has appeared in the outskirts of Gusu? Don't make a fuss. That's just a Bulbasaur. What? You insist on calling it a Garlic Turtle? Well, there's nothing I can do about that."

"Several kinds of butterfly demons have appeared in the vast flower fields in the suburbs? Those are just Butterfree, Vivillon, and Beautifly. They're not butterfly demons."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.