Irreverent Primordial World: I’m Pangu, and I Don’t Want to Create the Heavens

He Tao transmigrates as Pangu.

Hongjun: "Here's an axe. Go split open the heavens."

"No way. Whoever does that gets taken advantage of. Do you think I'm an idiot?"

Hongjun roars, "This is the will of Heaven! The time has come. If you don't split the heavens now, when will you?"

"Do it yourself. Don't look at me!"

Hongjun splits open the heavens and transforms into the Three Pure Ones.

From then on, Zixiao Palace is mine.

Nuwa is my disciple.

"Good girl, the auspicious hour has come. It's time to mold little people."

"Could you put a little more care into it? Don't just phone it in. Treat them as if they were your own children."

Nuwa: "I've never had children. How am I supposed to know how to care for them?"

He Tao sighs.

"Only when you raise a child do you understand your parents' kindness. You just can't get into the role. I'll give you a child, and then you'll understand."

What? My son is Sun Wukong!

You little chubby brat with a head full of bumps, just try laying a finger on my son.

Even if Heaven itself protects you, I'll still destroy you.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.