Showbiz: Stop Pretending! Your Words Come True

On a parallel-universe Blue Star,

Ling Feng, who knew a little about face reading, made his debut on Mushroom House.

From then on, anyone he talked about would suffer a setback at best, or die at worst!

One director didn't believe in such nonsense and hired him to make a movie, on the condition that he keep quiet.

Ling Feng pointed right at his nose and let him have it.

"I'll say whatever I want. Look at that sorry face of yours. The Shanghai Fortress is never going to make a profit!"

A few months later, the movie bombed at the box office.

Lu Han's fans said it was all because Ling Feng had jinxed him.

A Hollywood director said he wasn't afraid.

"Come on, Ling. Let's make Fast and Furious 6. We'll just drive, no talking."

A few months later...

"Don't blame me. If I hadn't forced him to wear a seat belt, he wouldn't be in the ICU right now. He'd be in the funeral home."

Everyone said his words had supernatural power and begged him to stop talking.

Ling Feng said he couldn't help roasting people. It made him miserable if he didn't!

Celebrities everywhere were furious but didn't dare say a word.

Boss Yang just smiled without saying a thing.

If you've got the guts, come roast me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.