Be a Simp, Get 100 Times Your Money Back

当舔狗就100倍消费返利

by Nonsense (鬼扯)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 14k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

Fang Lei: "Goddess, I brought breakfast for you and your boyfriend. Make sure you eat it!"

Goddess: "Oh, my baby has his eye on a new pair of AJ sneakers, but he doesn't have enough money. He's so worried he can't eat, and if he can't eat, neither can I!"

Fang Lei: "Buy them. I'll get them for him!"

Goddess: "But they cost 1,800! That's so expensive!"

Fang Lei: "Only 1,800? Why buy the new model? If you're buying, get the limited edition for 60,000!"

System: "Ding! Bootlicker critical hit triggered. You earned a 100-fold rebate: 6 million refunded!"

The goddess happened to see Fang Lei driving away in a Porsche 918. She stood there dumbfounded, consumed by regret until she could have kicked herself.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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