All I Want Is to Activate the System and Begin as a Divine Physiognomist

Su Lin no longer wants to live as an impoverished Daoist. All he wants is to descend the mountain and enjoy the bustling world below.

Heaven-sent: the Truly Omnipotent System!

All he has to do is make one inaccurate prediction to activate the System and reach the pinnacle.

Who knew it would be so hard to make an inaccurate prediction?

And so...

A certain country's president: "Master Su, I owe my rise to becoming a dictator to your guidance. Anyone who dares show you disrespect will face a war against my entire nation!"

Su Lin: "Ermmm, my original goal was just to make you lose your political power struggle!"

Newly crowned richest man: "Master Su, I owe my fortune to your guidance. From now on, my money is your money!"

Su Lin: "Please, I'm begging you to lose money just once, so I can call you master!"

Nobel Prize-winning author: "Master Su, winning the Nobel Prize for my last book was all thanks to you. What should I write for my new book?"

Looking at the great figures from every industry standing respectfully around him, Su Lin sighed at the sky: "Being an inaccurate fortune-teller..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.