Reborn as an Egg, I Put All the Haters in Their Place

What should you do if your blind date turns out to be a square-shaped woman who's just had an abortion?

Obviously, send her home in the roundest way possible.

What if your neighbor says you have to give her the Wi-Fi password or you'll be responsible if her child can't get into Tsinghua University?

Obviously, call the police and let the law deal with him. Why should I be responsible for a guy?

What should you do when your boss goes on and on about dreams and hard work, constantly dangling empty promises and encouraging unpaid overtime?

Obviously, reply firmly: "I haven't had much of an appetite lately. I can't stomach the pie you're serving."

Of course, when you say that, casually let him catch a glimpse of the Labor Law in your hand.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.