Fired for Slacking Off at Work, I Turn Around and Buy the Company

Boss: "Don't come to work tomorrow!"

Me: I pause the TV show, turn off the Bluetooth speaker, sit up in my chair, put down my milk tea, watermelon, and snacks, take off my U-shaped neck pillow, throw off my little blanket, put on my shoes, wipe my mouth, and stand in front of my boss, demanding angrily, "Why? Just because I slacked off a little, you're firing me?"

"Um, your dad's transferring you to Group Headquarters to be the office director! You start tomorrow!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.