Three Kingdoms: Lü Bu's Mindset Shatters After I Reveal I'm a Transmigrator

Su Ming transmigrates and becomes the son-in-law of Lu Bu, the mightiest general under heaven.

As someone who has transmigrated, Su Ming has none of the legendary golden fingers.

To protect himself and lie flat in the future, Su Ming decides to reveal that he is a transmigrator.

Lu Bu: "Since you claim to come from the future, tell me this: I'm so brave, so when do I become a general of the Han dynasty?"

Su Ming: "You never become a Han general. You even die a horrible death at White Gate Tower."

Lu Bu: "White Gate Tower? Did that old scoundrel Ding Yuan kill me?"

Su Ming: "No, you kill Ding Yuan! Then you acknowledge Dong Zhuo as your adoptive father."

Lu Bu: "So that old scoundrel Dong Zhuo kills me?"

Su Ming: "No, you kill Dong Zhuo too!"

Lu Bu: "Damn it, I'm losing it! Am I some kind of professional adoptive-father killer?"

Su Ming originally only wants to protect himself and lie flat, but gradually realizes something is wrong. How is Lu Bu lying even flatter than he is?

They agreed to lie flat, so how did he end up becoming the one everyone relies on??

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.