Three Kingdoms: The System Took Over My Life from the Start

Chen Feng, a chronic couch potato, accidentally transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era. Even in this age of endless warfare, he still wants to lie flat and spend his days loafing around like a lazy fish.

The System, which has just bound itself to him, can't stand to watch:

For the sake of its own survival, the System will now take full control of the Host.

From that moment on, although Chen Feng's body is still his, he no longer has control over it!

The System uses Chen Feng's body to warm wine and behead Hua Xiong, flirt with Diao Chan beneath the moon, snatch Lady Zou away just as Cao Cao is about to claim her, and even kick Liu Bei out of the Peach Garden!

Cao Cao: I've never seen anyone so shameless!

Liu Bei: What did I do to deserve meeting someone like Chen Feng?

Zhou Yu: Xiao Qiao! My Xiao Qiao! Give her back!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.