Naruto: How Can This Hyuga Use Magic?

"Hinata Qian, could you swap that stick in your hand for a Shuriken?"

"Teacher, it's a magic wand!"

"But we're practicing ninja tool throwing. Can that stick of yours, uh, magic wand, even stick in the target?"

"Sectumsempra!"

This is a hilarious story about a boy from an ancient eastern country bringing Hogwarts magic to the ninja world.

Might Guy: "Hinata Qian, what kind of technique is that? My feet won't stop dancing!"

Kurenai Yuhi: "Waaah! Dad, that big bully Hinata Qian turned my front teeth into two huge wooden sticks!"

Jiraiya: "Qian, could you teach me that Disillusionment Charm that makes you invisible? I'll trade you a Sage Technique for it!"

Even the technology-obsessed Orochimaru was no exception:

"Qian, I think your brilliant idea for making a Horcrux and my pursuit of immortality are perfectly aligned. Why not defect with me?"

Hinata Qian: "Why the hell would I run away with you?"

I've got a good life here. Why would I become a rogue ninja?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.