Shocking! My Plans All Came True Automatically!

Another year was drawing to a close, and everyone on Jiang Yun's social feed was posting about how their annual plans had gone. Jiang Yun joined in, too.

Plan: Earn 100,000 yuan this year!

Result: Still short 150,000.

Plan: Lose 20 jin this year!

Result: Lost nothing. Gained 20 jin instead.

Plan: Find a sweet, gentle, beautiful young lady who'd do anything for me!

Result: Jiang Yun crossed out "gentle and beautiful," then crossed out the word "lady"...

He'd planned to post it for a laugh, using humor to cover up his sadness. But when he woke up, every plan he'd written down had come true!

Text message: Your debit card account ending in 7153 has received 100,000 yuan.

He lifted his shirt and saw that the fat around his waist had turned into a chiseled six-pack!

Knock, knock! Someone was at the door:

"Jiang Yun-san, time to get up! I'm Ikeda Elaiza!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.