I Plan to Find a Girlfriend, but the System Sends Me a Superstar

Another year is drawing to a close, and everyone on Jiang Yun's social media feed is posting about how their annual plans turned out. Jiang Yun joined in too.

Plan: Earn 100,000 this year!

Result: Still short by 150,000.

Plan: Lose 20 jin this year!

Result: I lost the plan, and gained 20 jin this year.

Plan: Find a sweet, gentle, beautiful young woman who'll do anything for me!

Result: Jiang Yun crossed out “gentle and beautiful,” then crossed out the word “woman” too...

He'd meant to post it for a laugh, to cover up his sadness with humor. But when he woke up, every plan he'd made had somehow come true!

Text message: Your debit card account ending in 7153 has received 100,000 yuan.

He lifted his shirt, and the flab around his waist had turned into a six-pack!

Knock, knock! Someone was at the door.

“Jiang Yun-san, time to get up! I'm Ikeda Elaiza!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.