Shock! All My Plans Came True Automatically!

It's the end of the year again, and everyone in their circle of friends is posting about the implementation of their annual plans, and Jiang Yun also follows suit. Plan: Earn 100,000 this year! ——Result: Still 150,000 short. Plan: Lose 20 pounds this year! ——Result: No weight loss, gained 20 pounds this year. Plan: Find a submissive, gentle and beautiful young lady! ——Result: Jiang Yun crossed out "gentle and beautiful" and then crossed out the word "sister"... I wanted to send it to my circle of friends to be happy and cover up my sadness with laughter. Unexpectedly, when he woke up, all his plans would come true automatically! ——SMS reminder: Your debit card account 7153 has an income of 100,000 yuan in soft sister coins. ——Open your clothes, and the little fat around your waist turns into eight-pack abs! ——Dong dong! There was a knock on the door: "Jiang Yunsang, wake up! I'm Ikeda Elisa!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.