Journey to the West Thugs

Sun Wukong: "Smelly monk, I told you that I chopped all the way from the Nantianmen to the Lingxiao Palace, killing people without blinking an eye. Are you asking me if I can dry my eyes?" Zhu Bajie: "I don't want to talk about any fucking love right now, I just want a future! I'm not doing this to prove how great I am, I just want to get my lost hand back!" Xiao Bailong: "What are you *calling*? What are you *calling*! Let you know what Zulong is!" Tang Sanyan: "That year I put my hands in my pockets and didn't know what my opponent was!" Please vote for flowers! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.