That's a Crime! My Daughter Says, "My Dad Is a Smuggler"

A daughter calls the police and says, "My dad is a smuggler! Officer, please arrest him!"

Then she pulls out a pistol as evidence!

The police realize this is no ordinary smuggling case.

They rush to the little girl's house to search the place and make an arrest!

Inside, they find electromagnetic rifles and exoskeleton armor: state-of-the-art individual combat gear.

Controlled nuclear fusion, 0.01-nanometer lithography machines, warp engines, antigravity thrusters, and other cutting-edge technologies!

Powered armor, directed-energy rifles, magnetic storm tanks...

Aerospace fighters, aerospace carriers...

And when they even discover a planet-destroying warship...

The officers stand at attention. "Smuggling from a higher dimension isn't covered by any laws, so it isn't a crime. Fall back!"

The daughter panics. "Don't go! Arrest Dad! He can't keep making mistakes!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.