A Rundown of the Heavens' Most Outrageous Shenanigans: This Generation's Protagonists Are Too Ridiculous

The sky screen descends upon the myriad worlds with bonus chapters based on fan-made creations about the protagonists: Just how wild are this generation of leads?

"Ye Fan smuggled himself into the Big Dipper on a Nine-Dragon Coffin, just to dodge the bride price back on Earth!"

"The Desolate Heavenly Emperor made his fortune selling beast milk? Willow God: He even dared list my branches on Xianyu!"

"After Luo Feng possessed the Golden-Horned Beast... he opened a pet shop in space and makes trillions a month?"

Cultivators across the myriad worlds are left dumbfounded: "You call this an invincible protagonist story?" Meanwhile, the protagonists wail: "Please, stop exposing us! It's all slander!"

When it is revealed that "Han Li remembered to order takeout for his enemies while fleeing"...

Meituan's branch in another world arrives: "Celestial Venerable Han, you've been awarded five stars as a delivery king!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.