Am I Supposed to Take This Lying Down? I Just Learned Grappling!

Entertainment and hilarious slice-of-life comedy. Friendly reminder: Don’t use your brain while reading this book, or your CPU might burn out. It’s so funny, it could kill you!

Lin Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and, from the start, gains grappling skills. But after a run-in with a robber causes a misunderstanding, he’s dragged to the police station to give a statement.

"I told you I wasn’t a robber! That passerby rushed over and started hitting me. Do you think I could just take that? I’d only just learned grappling!"

Police officer: "So you just slammed him to the ground?"

Lin Feng nods. The officer asks, "Then why did you assault a police officer?"

"That officer came up and pinned me down without saying a word. How could I take that for no reason? I had no choice but to use my grappling skills to pin him down instead."

Police officer: "Then why were you able to take it later?"

"Come on! You think I wanted to take it? The three of them came at me together! I only have two hands, so I could only pin two of them down at most!"

Police officer: "So you wanted to pin all three of them down at once?"

Lin Feng says indignantly, "Of course! How could I take that for no reason? If I hadn’t seen that the other two were police officers, I’d have used the grappling skills I just learned..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.