Rebirth of the Giant Panda: I Do Whatever I Want in Yingjiang

My name is Dundun, I am an acrobatic giant panda, and now I am Yingjiang after the millennium. They stole me here at a high price and illegally, and opened a Panda Restaurant, making me the only waiter in the restaurant. This makes me very angry. When have we, the bear tribe, ever done such illegal work? Ouch! The Ursines will never be slaves, I want to be free! I rose up, beat up restaurant chefs and restaurant owners, participated in various demonstrations and strikes, and became the mascot of various guilds and organizations. They all worshiped me like a god and even signed up for me to run for Congress and governor. Oh God. These damn white skins are so crazy, but... I love them! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.