Football: Foul for Points, and Slide-Tackle Neymar into Tears

Name: Football: Foul for Points, and Slide-Tackle Neymar into Tears
Author: My Poor Little Cabbage

足球：犯规加点，铲哭内马尔

by My Poor Little Cabbage (我可怜的小白菜)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 13k Words
Genre: Sci-Fi & Gaming
Subgenre: Soccer
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Lin Long transmigrates and is reborn as a Barcelona youth academy player at La Masia, playing as a center-forward!

He activates the Green Pitch System: Fouls add attributes! Yellow cards add skills! Red cards add talents!

Take Messi down with a slide tackle: Dribbling +1

Knock down Cristiano Ronaldo: Heading +1

Send Neymar flying and rolling for fifty meters: Dribbling 11111

A football god of war, the red-card king, La Masia's one and only designated action star! A goal-scoring monster with outrageous stats!

Messi: "After becoming teammates with Lin Long, I turned into the assist king."

Cristiano Ronaldo: "Spare me! I'm not competing with Lin Long for the Ballon d'Or anymore! I just want to survive!"

Neymar: "Being teammates with Lin Long is my good fortune! But please don't make me play against him in team practice!"

Golden Boot! Ballon d'Or! FIFA World Player of the Year! None of them can escape my grasp!

Lin Long: "There are plenty of kings of football, but I'm the one and only god of football!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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