Wilderness Survival Game: I Happen to Be Good at Sliding Tackles

“No way, no way? Surely there isn’t anyone who’s actually afraid of tigers? If a tiger pounces, I’ll slide-tackle it, pull out my knife, and slice open its belly. Its guts will spill everywhere. Easy and graceful.”

“That’s it? That’s all? Bears are the easiest to deal with. Humans sit at the top of the food chain because of our intelligence. When a bear attacks, I’ll climb a tree, jump down from above, and use the height difference and gravity to stomp on the bear’s *face. Boring. Tedious.”

“You can’t generalize about people’s physiques. Once, when I was extremely angry, I bit a hundred male wolves to death.”

Li Zhi said this to the hundreds of millions of bewildered viewers watching his livestream.

“I’m the king of bragging... No, I’m Li Zhi, a wilderness survival expert. Next, I’ll bring you an outdoor survival experience unlike anything you’ve ever seen.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.