Picked up a Cat and He Said It Was Qin Shihuang

Lin Chen's dream is very simple. He can smoke cigarettes, look at beautiful women, and have three meals a day. He had been so comfortable for twenty years, until he met a cat who called himself Qin Shihuang... "What are you looking at? I've never seen such a handsome cat? He's Qin Shihuang, and the whole world is hungry." "But you're just a cat." "Being a human is too tiring. What's wrong with being a cat?" "..." "Then, Your Majesty, can you tell me if there is a back door to Qin Shihuang's Mausoleum? I'll give you two ham sausages." "Impossible, absolutely impossible, unless food and housing are taken care of." "Deal." "Wait a minute, I have a good friend who I met after reincarnation. He is a dog. You can bring him with you too!" "Okay, no problem!" "Liu Bang, come here quickly, there is a Tiehanhan here who wants to take us in!" "..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.