King of the Mountains of All Heavens and Worlds

There was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and Zhang Dayong, who was looking at melons in the melon shed, was blown to pieces! When he opened his eyes again, his old man was licking his face. "Damn! I'm not dead!" Just as he was touching his face to celebrate that he was alive, a little demon with a wolf head walked past him carrying a flag and humming, "The king asked me to patrol the mountain!...!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.