I'm the World's Most Wanted Criminal! I'd Rather Die Than Give Out Benefits

With the economy in bad shape, is it really wrong for me to give everyone a System that lets them earn money by shaving body hair? Money keeps pouring in, and being completely hairless keeps you nice and cool.

The Guaranteed Goal System lets fans enjoy a goal fest every match! Big scorelines are the best!

The Boundless Stamina System: men understand. The ancient industry is booming worldwide, and what does that have to do with me? You can only blame yourselves for not cracking down on porn hard enough!

The Stunning Beauty and Enviable Figure System has received rave reviews!

How was I supposed to know criminals would use these things to evade the law?

Fights are breaking out everywhere, and crime rates are soaring. How can you blame that on me too? You think I've got nothing to lose, so you can keep smearing me with whatever dirt you like?

It's just an ordinary System that maxes out practical combat skills. You really think you can push me around?

Tang Heng just couldn't understand it. He'd given benefits to people around the world, but instead of giving him an award, they made him a globally wanted criminal.

Damn it, I'll just go all in! I'll keep handing out benefits and helping the whole world, even if it gets me killed!

Don't say I didn't warn you! Revoke the wanted notice, or I'll make a System that turns everyone into a superhuman villain. Let's see if you'll still have time to hunt me down!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.