I Took Leave to Return to My Village and Fight with Gu Poison, Only for Zhou Jie to Livestream It!

As the year drew to a close, Qin Tian, who worked in Modu, received a letter from the village chief back home in Miaojiang:

"The village's Gu battle tournament starts this year. Get back here and compete!"

"Without you, our village will lose!"

With no other choice, Qin Tian asked his boss, Zhou Siyi, for leave.

"What? You're going back to the village for a Gu battle? That's the most ridiculous excuse for taking leave I've ever heard!"

Skeptical Zhou decided to follow Qin Tian to Miaojiang and livestream herself exposing the so-called "Gu battle legend"!

But in Miaojiang, all kinds of Gu insects and bizarre tales left Zhou so terrified she was stunned!

"Zhou, the hundred-meter-long spicy noodle you're sitting on is a Blood Tumor Venomous Python! It's our village's treasure!"

"This is the Golden Silkworm Gu, a specialty of my hometown! It can drive corpses, command ghosts, poison people, and protect your home!"

"And this Love Gu is even more amazing! It has a nickname: 'I Love a Stick of Firewood!' You know what I mean~"

Zhou Siyi gave him a seductive smile. "I want this Gu. And while we're at it, I'll try it out on you!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.