Fighting the Zombie Virus, I Choose to Turn My Organs Cancerous

Su Ye had been infected by the zombie virus. Just as he was about to turn, he heard the organs in his body begin to speak.

Immune System: "The zombie virus has broken through my white blood cell defenses. It's about to take control of the body!"

Kidneys: "Release all adrenaline and cellular ATP energy. Activate the body's overclock mode!"

Liver: "The macrophage corps is standing by. T-cell antigen targets activated!"

Immune System: "This is bad! The zombie virus has gone berserk. All our immune defenses have collapsed!"

Brain: "Break the seal on the cancer genes. Release the cancer cell army to fight the zombie virus! Fight poison with poison, and violence with violence!"

Zombie Virus: "Holy crap! What are these cells? They're even more vicious than me!"

Cancer Cells: "I'm not picking on anyone! I just want to lead you all to eternal life and evolve into super life-forms!"

Su Ye: "You're using cancer cells to fight the zombie virus? Are you trying to get me killed even faster?"

Corpora Cavernosa: "Hormones are in place, dopamine is ready! Requesting blood flow for combat!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.