I'm Just Guarding a Deserted Village, but You Let Me Take over Hell?

Su Ming traveled to parallel time and space. Liu Daneng was tricked into guarding the deserted village when he was stabbed a thousand times when he first arrived. It's said that he was hired by the underworld as a ghost in the world, with five insurances and one housing fund, and he could drink tea when he was free from work. What is there to defend in this deserted village? Not only is there not even a living thing. Not even a ghost. No, there are a lot of antiques that have been around for three years! Su Xiaoxiao: I am Su Xiaoxiao, and I have met the young master. Jing Ke: King Qin must die! Ying Zheng: Li Si? I am Yingzheng! Give me money, I want noodles! Diao Chan: I have the king's mercy, and my body is enough~ Zhou Zhiruo: Where is this? Liu Daneng: Please be honest! Don't let me send you back to the underworld! King Yama: Xiao Su, I will leave the underworld to you. I am going on vacation. King Qin Guang: I really want to take a vacation too! Su Ming: I really want to die, but I can't die. Why are you bound to the reincarnation system? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.