I Chose to Lie Flat, but Raising My Kids Made the Next Generation Cry with Envy

As the saying goes, don't make yourself suffer, and don't spoil the kids! Children will find their own fortunes, so let them support me while I enjoy life!

After deciding to lie flat for good, Ye Yi sets out to raise his child to become the next generation's ultimate overachiever and leave all the other kids in the dust!

He activates the All-Purpose Dad System. Every skill he teaches his child is rewarded back to him a thousandfold.

As a result, wherever Ye Yi's child goes, everything goes completely off the rails.

While other kids make a steamed bun in cooking class, Ye Yi's child is tossing a wok around like a pro.

While other kids play "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star," Ye Yi's child performs "Flight of the Bumblebee."

While other kids write a little diary entry, Ye Yi's child earns a perfect score on the national college entrance exam essay.

While other kids count on their fingers to do addition and subtraction under ten, Ye Yi's child submits a high-efficiency engine patent to the state.

When people wonder what kind of parent could raise such a genius overachiever,

They see Ye Yi lounging at home in his pajamas, playing the original game...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.