System: Every One of My Subordinates Is a Big Shot

Fine, I transmigrated, but why are all my subordinates such weirdos and sneaky schemers?

Zhuge Liang, Guiguzi, Jiang Ziya: I can put up with those.

But Fuxi, Houyi, and Li Jing with the Pagoda? What the heck?

Isn't that a little too bizarre?

How can a dignified city lord have only fifteen soldiers?

Isn't that just a commander with no troops?

What am I supposed to do with this???

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