Wuxia: I'm a Monk, Lady, Please Don't Do This

Chu Wuchen transmigrates into a world of martial arts heroes, becomes a little monk at the Shaolin Temple, and successfully binds himself to the "Astonishing and Unbelievable" System.

As long as his words and actions shock people, he earns Shock Points and can rake in generous rewards.

Drink wine and eat meat?

No. Chu Wuchen opens a brothel right outside the Shaolin Temple and obtains the Great Might Heavenly Dragon!

He breaks the precepts with the world's most beautiful woman, Nangong Pushe, and obtains a max-level Golden Light Incantation!

Once his Shock Points reach one million, he unlocks the "Heavenly Secrets Tower." Within the tower's area of influence, Chu Wuchen is invincible! The more people who challenge the tower's trials, the wider its area of influence!

Wang Yuyan: "For my cousin's grand plan to restore his kingdom, I'm willing to go inside and give it a try. Ah! Cousin, I'm sorry. The mood just took over, and I..."

Yao Yue: "I never knew Shaolin staff techniques were so profound. Young Master Chu, I admit defeat..."

Huang Rong: "Young Master Chu's staff... his staff techniques have even more variations than the *-hitting staff technique, and they're fast and accurate!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.