You Asked Me to Sell Products and Make Money, but I Took the Nation Around Causing Trouble

Chen Xi transmigrates to a parallel world and joins a workplace reality show. After translating "broad-minded" as "36D," he is promptly eliminated by the production team. Just then, a strange guy adds him on VX.

Grandpa Is Awesome: "Great-grandpa, I'm your great-grandson! I'm from the 24th century."

Chen Xi: "??? Are scammers these days really willing to go this far?"

Grandpa Is Awesome: "Great-grandpa, I'm not a scammer. I'm really your great-grandson."

Chen Xi: "Oh, Great-grandpa's a little short on cash lately. Good grandson, could you send me some money?"

Grandpa Is Awesome: "I can't send you money, but I can help you make some! Great-grandpa, I've got a mystery box here. I'll send it to you through a time-space wormhole in a moment. It's sure to cause a sensation!"

Right after that, a time-space wormhole really does appear in Chen Xi's home.

When he opens the mystery box, there's a loud boom, and the whole building shakes.

Chen Xi: "? You little brat! Is this what you meant by causing a sensation? You sent me a freaking nuclear bomb???"

Grandpa Is Awesome: "Great-grandpa, stay calm. It's just a firework from the 23rd century. I've also got a tsunami generator, a soul-swapping device, an iron kidney..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.