I Am the Gou King in Another World

Others are pretending to be cool when they travel to another world, but I, Wu Xiucheng, am pretending to be dead when I travel to another world. What? The ruins are in danger, I won't go, you go, you go. Wait, were you pretending to be 13 with me just now? Don't play with fire, little Yakuza! No, I must live in peace, so that I can have the opportunity to show my holiness in front of others! Are you saying that the calamity is unknown? Then it better pray not to mess with me. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.