The Buddha Wants to Fight! A Professional at Sending Young Couples to the Afterlife

Name: The Buddha Wants to Fight! A Professional at Sending Young Couples to the Afterlife
Author: Wang the Big Fatty

我佛要战斗！专业超度小情侣

by Wang the Big Fatty (王大胖子)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 13k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Lin Yue: Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. Got it?

Everyone shook their heads.

Lin Yue: When the heart does not stir, the person does not act rashly. If you do not stir, you will not be hurt. Got it?

Everyone shook their heads.

Lin Yue: Originally, the bodhi tree has no tree, nor is there a mirror stand. From the beginning...

Everyone: We don't get it! We don't get it! We don't get it!!!

Lin Yue: *! To hell with **ing romance! I'll send every last one of you to salvation with the Buddha!

Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!

Once the Buddhist scripture was finished, the whole world fell silent.

Congratulations, Host! Single-* mission complete!

Please claim your generous reward promptly!

Amitabha!

Wealth, power, and fame: they're all mine!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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