Reincarnation of the Gods: Only I Can Summon Divine Generals

Today I recruited Guan Yu, Xiao Feng, and Lin Chong as my underlings. This is awesome! Who in the world could possibly be my match? Hahaha!

"My lord, there's no need to worry! In my view, that shaggy, devilish enemy general is no more than a head on a pike!"

"Yunchang, watch out!"

"Spirit Bomb!"

Boom!

"I am Xiao Feng, Prince of the Southern Court of Liao. May I ask the name of this hero?"

"I am Iron Man!"

"Xiao Feng would be honored to test your skills!"

"Guild Leader, don't go!"

Crash, crash, crash!

"I am Lin Chong, instructor of the 800,000 imperial troops! Who are you, scoundrel, to wield a spear like me?"

"I'm Nezha!"

"Never heard of you. Prepare to fight!"

"Instructor, stop right there!"

Boom!

My freaking mind is breaking!!!

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