To Stop My Daughter's Ill-Fated Romance, I Revealed My Identity as an Immortal King

After raising your only daughter with so much hardship for years, one day she suddenly brings home a young man with dyed green hair, tight pants, and chunky shoes.

She says he's her boyfriend and that she'd never marry anyone but him.

The guy does a hand dance in front of everyone,

then says with a worried look,

"Old geezer, is my bike safe parked outside?"

You suppress your anger and ask, "What makes you think you can marry my daughter?"

The young man pauses, then calmly pulls two handfuls of cement out of his pocket and tosses them into the air.

Then he starts dancing awkwardly, muttering, "Because I'm from the Funeral Love Clan!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.