You Asked Me to Preach Buddhism, So Why Did You Give Me an Electronic Wooden Fish?

Su Han, a miserable wage slave, transmigrated to a parallel world and became the abbot of White Horse Temple.

He also awakened the Buddha System.

But Su Han gradually realized that this System was a little unusual.

When worshippers entered the temple, it had them tap an electronic wooden fish to gain merit.

Was this tapping an electronic wooden fish to cultivate cyber-Buddhism?!

When worshippers made wishes, it had them offer incense on their phones?

Was this turning ** prayer beads to attain a wireless level of enlightenment?!

When worshippers left, it had them accumulate digital merit?!

Was this guiding the cyberpunk masses, meeting the Mecha Buddha, obtaining the PDF sutras, and attaining Hatsune Miku?!

The System left Su Han completely bewildered. He was always ready to make a run for it!

Until one day, streamer Zhang Qingxian came up the mountain to expose the place as a fraud.

"In chaotic times, people turn to the Dao; in prosperous times, they turn to Buddhism. Now that horror is returning and monsters are rampant, I want to see what you're doing, holed up on this mountain!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.