The Tough Detective

"Brother Tian! The case is solved!"

"No rush! I'm playing a game!"

"You're still playing? I can't take it anymore. I'm going to solve the case!"

"What about the reward money?"

"I'm serving the people!"

"Oh! All right! I'll solve it when I'm done playing!"

Wei Tian closed the computer game and looked at Gong Wei, who was panting like a bull. "Is it really that urgent? I was planning to make a few more babies before solving a case."

"That works! Am I about to become a grandpa? Still, let's solve the case first! We're the people's soldiers. We have to protect society's prosperity!" Gong Wei declared righteously.

"We're being called out! A major case! Brother Tian! Brother Tian! Why are you peeing?"

Wei Tian laughed. "Haha! It's natural! I get excited and start peeing. I'll go wipe myself off in the bathroom and be right back!"

"Hey! It's the end of the month again."

"How about I lower your rent? Stop whining! Young people need to stand on their own two feet!" The landlord waved his hand grandly.

"Brother Tian! Why not make it free? I'll rent out the spare rooms!"

"Fine! Three hot pot meals!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.