Naruto: I Asked You to Rewrite History, Not Fall for Me!

The Fortune Witch accidentally arrives in Konoha and promises Minato and his wife that she'll look after Naruto until he grows up. As the dead return reborn, this world gradually becomes more interesting.

Hiruzen: The witch made me reborn so I wouldn't repeat my old mistakes, right? This time, I'll seize the opportunity!

Itachi: My dear little brother, you don't have to hate me anymore. Now that I'm reborn, I have a more important goal, like confessing to the witch and flicking Sasuke on the forehead.

Nagato: Silent Witch, I will make every last grain of rice in this world disappear!

Jiraiya: What should I write about next? That's it, I'll call it The Witch's Legend.

Witch: I brought you back reborn so you could rewrite history, not fall in love with me!

Many years later, Boruto Uzumaki throws Naruto's orange jacket out the window. The doorbell suddenly rings, and when he opens the door, he sees the Fate Witch holding the discarded jacket.

"Oh, hello! I'm looking for Naruto."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.