Let You Make Money, Sell Your Kidneys

An apple costs one kidney, a car costs 12, a down payment on a house costs 20, and a wife costs 50. … "Your kidneys are sold so cheaply, so there's nothing fishy about it, right?" "Uncle, don't pick it up. It's cheap and you're good. If I, a young and strong man, sell it to you, won't you make a W?" … "Be honest, we have been watching you for a long time. We will not arrest people without evidence." "Buying and selling human organs is a serious crime. If you confess, you will be lenient, but if you resist, you will be severely punished." "Uncle policeman, if I say this is all because I am gifted and have more kidneys than normal people, would you believe it?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.