The Umbrella-Tearing Teacher Actually Asked the Principal to Run and Do Exercises Together

"My homework was robbed by a robber while I was helping an old lady cross the road?" "Do you think I'm stupid? And can you give me a different reason for asking for leave? It's all stomachache." "Hand over all your mobile phones. Don't stick them under the balcony with double-sided tape. They'll fall off too easily." "Don't put them in shoes that haven't been washed for half a month. Will they smell bad?" "These tricks of yours were all done badly by me back then." Ling Feng, who was reborn as a teacher, has gone further and further on the road of tearing up umbrellas. Now he is no longer satisfied with attacking students. "**You said morning exercise is good for your health, so come and run with me!" "Dean of Academic Affairs, didn't you say that question sea battles will help improve students' grades? Then you can write twenty college entrance examination papers every day. Remember to put them in my office after you finish them." "And who is that one who asks parents to correct their homework all day long? Do you think parents who know how to do these questions can send their children to you for practice?" .... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.