Good Grief! Why Are All My Spirit's Skills Forbidden Spells?

Elves and reality have merged. Powerful elves bring power and wealth.

From then on, elf battles and exploring secret realms become the main pursuits of life on Blue Star.

Su Chen transmigrates into a modestly well-off family. Fortunately, he awakens the System and obtains a god-tier elf from the start.

Just as Su Chen is celebrating, he suddenly realizes that his elf's moves seem to be something else entirely.

Earthquake Mutation: Earthburst Pulse?

Thunderbolt Mutation: World-Ending Divine Lightning?

Flamethrower Mutation: Heaven-Burning Blazing Flames...

Good grief! Why are my elves' moves forbidden spells?

Groudon: I hereby report Su Chen for cheating! Why are his Ground-type moves even stronger than my Precipice Blades?

Zekrom: This isn't fair! I'm a Legendary Electric-type, so how can World-Ending Divine Lightning take me out in one hit?

Arceus: What's so strange about that? I gathered all eighteen Plates and still got taken out in one hit, didn't I?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.