You've All Chosen to Lie Flat, So Why Beg Me to Become the Martial Arts Alliance Leader?

Wu Xian transmigrated to a world of immortals and martial arts, where he kept a low profile on a mountain for over a century.

Only after coming down the mountain did he learn that it was actually a world where all martial arts heroes coexisted!

With no foundation in martial arts whatsoever, Wu Xian settled into a life of lying flat, eating his fill, and waiting to die.

That is, until one day, a renowned martial artist came knocking.

"Sir, please come out of retirement!"

"Come out of retirement? For what?"

"We beg you to become the Martial Arts Alliance Leader! The righteous and evil factions have already reached a consensus, and everyone has been waiting for you!"

"Stop joking. I don't know martial arts."

"Sir, there's no use hiding it! You're such a dashing man, so distinctive and extraordinary!"

Wu Xian: "..."

"Just look at the people in your courtyard. The one wiping the table is Palace Mistress Yaoyue of the Floral Palace. The one hauling manure is the Great Wheel Wisdom King Jiumozhi. Even the old man exercising and practicing his punches with you at the gate is Zhang Sanfeng of Wudang. And that's not all..."

Wu Xian: "What a load of nonsense! Keep making things up!"

At first, Wu Xian thought the visitor was a fraud. Having never been part of the martial world, he gradually realized that it was all true!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.